I felt we were trapped in a sequel of The Deadly Mantis, great rival to The Creature From the Black Lagoon and Them in terrifying movie goers with tales of creatures gone wild during the mild and crazy 1950’s.
This gigantic praying mantis, with head intact, landed on our car on beautiful Kauai, and wouldn’t leave. I mean, look at the size of that sucker. Clearly, it wanted munchies, and there we were. Luckily, a good old member of the NRA arrived and blasted it to mantis heaven with his AK-47. I love this country, man.